‘Waterloo Sunset’ by The Kinks is my new jam.
‘Manta Ray’ by Pixies is my new jam.
‘War Pigs’ by Cake
Like maybe probably the best #cover ever! Frickin’ listen to it!
My day today… was a lot like this…
but not as funny…
Happy Valentines Day from Buffalo Bill!
People who are stiff and boring always want to be told they aren’t stiff and boring, but are in fact funny and entertaining.
Stiff and boring people feel that as long as someone tells them they aren’t stiff and boring, then they aren’t stiff and boring, and they don’t need to do anything about their personality, which is actually as engaging as a plank of wood.
As a result, stiff and boring people spend a lot of time saying things they don’t necessarily think are funny - but have learned are things that elicit a laughter response.
For instance: If someone asks them to put their signature on something, they will say, “Guess I’m signing my life away!”
Which is in no way funny, but the social contract around this phrase demands the person being told this laugh, or smile.
If the stiff and boring person says things like this enough throughout the day, they can convince themselves that they are not, in fact, complete sacks of shit.
‘Manicure’ by Lady Gaga
I hate how common it makes me to like #LadyGaga - but goddammit Artpop is really good!
Evidence Facebook’s revenue is based on fake likes.