Should I get molested or make a porno?
The Girlfriend and I are planning to go to Disneyland again in January.
Since our Nazi overlords at the TSA have decided no one can travel by air without suffering intolerable indignity, I now have a choice to make: Do I go through the new scanner, giving anyone who cares a screen capture of my junk in black and white, (and possibly cooking my innards like a microwave,) or letting a grown man making minimum wage feel me up.
Which would you - or have you - chosen?
